The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 460 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 8.149 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 380 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,749 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 460's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 460 is ranked 115,227^th in the world and 3,913^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.67 kickbacks per hour.